1.
This boyfriend, who — for some odd reason — did this with his ketchup and fries:
2.
This boyfriend, whose partner complained about him finishing snacks and not replacing them, so he did this:
3.
This boyfriend, who managed to destroy this many phones in the course of one year:
4.
This boyfriend, who eats his burgers like this:
5.
This boyfriend, who hung the dish towel like this, despite the hook loop:
6.
This boyfriend, who washed his tie in the washing machine, and this happened:
7.
This boyfriend, who has a hilariously infuriating way of folding socks compared to his partner’s:
8.
And this boyfriend, who doesn’t rinse his glass between drinks or snacks, and filled it with drinking water after enjoying Oreos and milk:
9.
This boyfriend, who — for some reason — cuts his apples like this:
10.
This boyfriend, who eats a Klondike bar by scooping the ice cream out of it:
11.
This boyfriend, who wears his socks like this:
12.
This boyfriend, whose late-night snack came with a very, very potent smell:
13.
This boyfriend, who clearly doesn’t know how to use a can opener:
14.
This boyfriend, who got stoned and cut the pizza like this:
15.
This boyfriend, who has a curiously infuriating way of opening bread bags:
16.
This boyfriend, who told his partner he saved them half of his burrito, and meant it literally:
17.
This boyfriend, who left his glass bottles in the freezer and this happened:
18.
And finally, this boyfriend, who helped his partner make macarons, and he put his own twist on his contribution:
